hi! Im Cyrin! or Cy for short
pronouns: they/them
in a qpr with @catboy-violet (ily)
if you send me asks ill love you forever
apparently im good at helping people find names so if you need a name, im your guy
once a month the cosmos allow me one (1) coherent thought and i give it to tumblr dot com in exchange for 23 notes
do not send me weird horny shit jesus christ why is this something i have to say
aight, enjoy my blog :]
(more info + dni under the cut)
i watched the new space jam
the acting isnt great lol but its a fun movie!
for reasons i cant explain, ths terrifies me
a-young-weeb asked:
plum, strawberry lemonade and aqua for the colour thing! <3 (also sorry i stopped existing for a few months)
plum: asdfghjk its 2 am don call me out like this
strawberry lemonade: awa ty!!
aqua: hell yeah explore and do things!!
i broke down and made one of these things!! feel free to reblog here or use it somewhere else if you’d like some sent in ^^
yes I bought booty shorts. yes they say "nintendo 3ds" on the ass. you cant even comprehend my plans for da world
I’ve come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog’s a bitch-ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife! That’s right, he took his hedgehog-fuckin’ quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was “this big,” and I said “that’s disgusting,” so I’m making a callout post on my Twitter.com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you’ve got a small dick, It’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here’s what my dong looks like! That’s right, baby, tall points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong! He fucked my wife, so guess what, I’m gonna fuck the Earth! That’s right, this is what you get: my SUPER LASER PISS!! Except I’m not gonna piss on the Earth, I’m gonna go higher!! I’m pissing ON THE MOON! How do you like that, Obama?! I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT!! You have twenty-three hours before the piss drrrrroplllllllets hit the fucking Earth! Now get outta my fucking sight, before I piss on you too!
Happy one year anniversary to the video that gave us this improvised gem.
Happy 2nd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
Happy 3rd anniversary to Eggman pissing on the moon
Happy Anniversary, y’all.
